Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Top comments
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
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Comments (410)
dang_fml 0
lol i agree #16
dreams_infinity_fml 0
Asshole. i hope you pull over the wrong guy one day and get shot. and all those who wants to pull this shit, please read #71.
A7X5989 0
next time an idea pops into your head... just let it go... you idiot
pinkfakecheez 0
You are very bored and very stupid.
truladyred 0
*stifles laughter* WOW. Massive fail. Try to pull over a 1979 rusted out pickup next time. lol
thisisausername 0
lmfaooooooo you fail
mrdeeds23 0
felony LAWL owned.
Spiffy 0
You do know you can go to jail for that, right?
thisismyname_fml 1
#18 said everything that needed to be said. that shit is ******* dangerous.
that_guy01 0
wtf, did you buy the windshield lights or something? how does this work? YDI