Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Top comments
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
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Comments (410)
hannahgilb 0
I'm pretty sure this didn't happen. Work on your fiction.
Ninjahippy 0
At what point did this strike you as a good idea?
AntiChrist7 0
hope your driver license was banned forever
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
lol 30
Ottawa_Sucks 0
When's the trial date? Impersonating an officer is pretty damn illegal.
superkid 0
well did you ask if you could be his sidekick? :)
BensLilPrincess 0
hahaha!!!
ArmoredSandwich 0
WTF :/ And how would that even work?
mrdotkom 0
Lol with my cousins Fire chief car i pulled over some friends. No biggie. they got a laugh. but random people? thats just stupid. as for undercover cops, they shouldn't be allowed at all to begin with
hidude12 0
so what goes through your mind is "Im bored... i think ill go commit a federal offense"
Altrown_fml 0
Seriously? Are you retarded or something? I'm surprised you didn't go to jail.