Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Top comments
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
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Comments (410)
alex_vik 1
Have fun without a license or whatever they do for impersonating a police officer, disrupting the flow of traffic, and what other crap you did. And #10 - I think they sell flashing lights at Hot Topic or other novelty shops.
Hellcrapdamn 0
I call fakeness... this is too stupid to believe. He'd be all locked up & whatnot.
Mnemic 6
Owned! :D
Peterick 0
Get a life.
Bitts 0
I don't think "You Deserved That One" has ever been more true.
Night_Angel 0
What a douche bag. They need a 'what a ****** idiot' option on this.
BensLilPrincess 0
hahaha! so true!!
Orbit333 0
lol how did it feel to be arrested for pretending to be a cop thats a story they will love to hear in prison...how bout you get yourself a hobby
Dreika 0
Wow that is illegal, unethical, obtuse and just lame and stupid. What was your plan next douche bag? To rob the people, harass them, follow them home, steal their car, scare the shit out of them? What if that was an elderly person? You do realize that people posing as cops have raped, murdered, assaulted and stole people's cars right? You are an ass hat and I hope get into serious trouble. Some things are funny, others are beyond moronic...they are dangerous.
clarj305 0
wow lighten the **** up...wow...shit was funny and you ****** know it. hahahaha bitch i laugh! learn to laugh in life god!! i hope wen i try this shit i pull u over lol
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
There is something wrong with u^^^
kismaa 0
i wish darwins law could be applied more often....
JBiz_fml 0
@12 - "Today" is required to submit an FML so it might not have happened recently and your confidence in whether this person is stupid or not is funny.