Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
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Comments (129)
musicluver23 0
Sounds like something I would do haha :)
blele15 2
well, at least you werent in a two two. lol
izzy7 11
Don't feel bad Op. Ballet is beautiful and there's nowhere better to practice than in empty hallways. If you want to dance you're going to perform sometime. Just think that your beautiful performance just made some bored security guard's day! :-) Keep it up and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
izzy7 11
Dance as if no one we watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live every day as if it were your last! One of my favorite quotes. Be free Op! Follow your dreams. I used to break into school at night and dance in the empty hallways. Only got caught once and the guards just let me keep having fun. Just ignore the cameras. Odds are no one cares if you have fun as long as the work gets done too. I encourage fun and free expression in my office. Strange how people are more likely to do their job well and willingly when they enjoy their time at work.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Time to set up on office talent show.
Baller_Ryan 5
What does OP mean?
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
...AKWARD......
relyo 0
turn kermit into dinner. problem solved.
cufaoil 11
wrong fml, perchance?
UhLeeUh 6
how embarrasing. :P
NamelessNeko 13
Is there even anyone actively watching them? If not, chances are, they'll never go over them again anyway, so who cares? And if there is, they probably just got a cheap laugh at your expense. You'll live.