Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
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Comments (129)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Wow. That's so embarassing I don't know which one to click, FYL or YDI.....eh *clicks both*
seeunexttuesdays 6
Hahaha not so bad as long as you actually knew how to dance xD
Awsumuzzie 12
Whoa, you don't look egyptian... But then again... Neither do I. But hi!
Awsumuzzie 12
Jk, my phone is showing random pictures. Carry on.
CarnivalCat 1
YDI. If you would be embarrassed if someone caught you doing it, don't do it outside of the privacy of your own home. This is stupid.
rhysfucker 24
Actually, stupidity is what 34.7% of all FML's are about.
No_imagination 0
For some reason I feel like people can see me dance no matter where I am, doesn't stop me! :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
34 has a stick up his ass....
V19Spartan 1
I wish I was that broom, giggity
lunacakes 0
QUAGMIRE!
Egnar 19
Unless you work at a large corporation where there is a security team constantly watching the cameras [and being all alone you probably aren't one of those people] chances are those tapes will never be seen unless a boss/manager suspects somebody of internal theft or there was a robbery. Your "dance" was a secret until you decided to post it here.
Hannahrayne 0
Hahahhahahaha nice
DeLpHe3zY 7
maybe they will like it..
EdwardC777 9
They don't check those unless they have a reason to. Like if there was a theft.
rattusrattus 19
"Shortly after one of our talented employees began performing Swan Lake, the theives broke in and raided the vault..."
tj4234 36
This is like that scene in the jail from the Starsky and Hutch film.
khaya 9
the answer is yes, there is footage of you 'using' that *****.