Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
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Comments (129)
Arch27 27
You should totally act like it was intentional to make the security team laugh. I do odd things intentionally into security cameras often, like wild-eyed stares and goofy faces, or I wave and say "keep up the good work!" Just act foolish. The world needs more humor.
LittleRRed 5
Haha ballet
airjordan6_fml 1
At least you werent naked right?
ohyeahbaby 5
The security was probably like:"Is she high or something?"..Then they take the footage to your boss and you get fired the next day for taking drugs during work. Epicly sad :/
Hyman_Hunter 0
That sounds like something I'd so for fun
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, This isn't an FML, this is a For-A-Brief-Moment-I-Was-Awesome-Enough-To-Be-Living-In-A-Musical; gtfo. Somewhere, a pixie is putting a + mark on your permanent file for this. I'm going to recommend points for coyness, as well. YDI.
chuko1014 0
SQUIDWARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
vettle 6
You should always dance like no one is watching. That would have been awesome to see. You shouldn't be embarrassed!
Miss_Wolfy 7
I'd say this is more of an MLIA than an FML. Dance like noone is watching! ;)
jellyrcw11 10
Please tell me this ended up YouTube.