Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
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Comments (129)
MangoRico1 1
Did you take a bow before you finished?
oneleggedbeauty 0
:/ don't be embarrassed. Dancing is a beautiful thing to incorporate into everyday life
urdirtyolduncle 15
Or trying to take out a bee that was stuck in your pants, depending on how bad u dance.
MagicallyFat 12
I thought they only review those if something gets stolen or someone gets hurt. Anyways hope your good at ballet
EllieB123 5
They watch them all the time. My boyfriend is the Loss Prevention Officer at my job and he always sees me doing weird stuff like that and texts me and is like "stop dancing" haha. I always forget about the cameras.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You're that large and show yourself on the internet..? You have my undying respect amd have tempted me to take a picture of myself and use it...
lopez1222 3
I want the tape! ;)
rhysfucker 24
I know... Swedish cleaning girl, corporate executive working late, she dances, he chubs up.... Right?!?!
MagicallyFat 12
Trying to swat a bee with swag haha
poppinblue 9
This just made my day xD
HowBoutYouShutUp 7
lmao ; sounds like something that would happen to me, but with singing instead.
rhysfucker 24
Tights? Skirt? Tell me more!!
fartyparty127 0
I do that in walmart all the time. Except I go up behind old people bent over and start pretendin like I'm grindin in them. All caught on the security cameras haha:)
rhysfucker 24
That's ******' hilarious! I wish I shopped at your Wal-Mart!
man_in_black08 28
ive always wanted to know how to speak in the southern accent.. too bad tht never gonna happen since i m brown :p
kaoriblossom 8
I live in Louisiana, too :D There's so many weirdos at Wal-Mart O.o
izzy7 11
Big difference between ballet and grinding. Get off the screen you perv.