Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML
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Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML
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akiranozaki 0
I vote you charge extra for babysitting.
batosai33 0
sue sponge bob. It is every patriotic American's duty to sue whoever they can, whenever they can, for whatever reason they can think of.
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Comments (113)
SleepOnStones 5
Dude! You should smash his television! I would be so frickin mad about that!!!!!!!
souljer 0
SpongeBob was trying to be Ozzy Osborne...
RAUN 8
Recent studies show that watching Spongebob is detrimental to the cognitive development of young children.
DaggersEdge 6
seriously? spongebob was the shit back in the day and it was an all around good show, does it make me a retard for liking it? HELL NO!!!
d4m4s74 12
did he sing the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song while doing it?
hearmeroar2100 3
But wasn't it relaxing?
andyrewdj 9
Somebody deserves some serious discipline
jensenisbatman 12
Kill him
Rob4162 5
Monkey see monkey do
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I love how most of the comments here are blaming Spongebob and other TV shows for children's bratty behavior. If a kid preforms an action they saw on TV, that's not the show's fault, it's the parent's fault for not teaching them any better. If the child had the strength to lift the guitar and smash it, I'm going to assume he was most likely old enough to know better. And the OP didn't deserve this because he's not raising his nephew, he's just babysitting. The blame should go to the people who are raising this brat.