Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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mobius8 0
I'm presuming it was buried and I'm guessing her parents wouldn't have appreciated you digging up their yard regardless. What were you hoping to find? Worms or just more mud? You suck at treasure hunts.
irishdubr 0
U shoulda called em dinosaur bones
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Comments (62)
lollipops321 0
woooww this was on MLIA LAST NIGHT. way to take it, and change it just a little, to you and your sister from a dad and his son.
lollipops321 0
oops i meant you and your cousin not sister.
visage 0
WTF? Doesn't her Dad believe in "6 feet under?" Ive buried dozens of pets with thy rule, and not a single one has came up!
CJ090 0
ok ima be the first 2 call repeat on this one anybody with me cause this was posted b4
Da_Gov 0
YDI cuz I like turtles
R3nesmee 0
This was a repeat?
letitbe56 0
This EXACT FML is already on here somewhere. This site needs to come up with a better moderation process.
tu_madre_123 0
i agree with numero uno... basically all there is to say
SS60 0
YDI for digging up the yard, what would make you think that's a smart idea?
Eresbel 0
Fake. I don't believe it.
yeahsurre 0
... is that supposed to be funny? (big sigh) i haven't read a really funny one on here in a while. :( if this is true, then it sucks for you and your cousin.