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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments (599)

Karma's a Bitch...YDI!

I hope you got fired.

onorexveritas 24

you ******* douche, I'd rob your body of life lmfao

Kristoffer 35

You deserve it, you filthy thief.

YDI! jerk

mintypoison 22

Don't be a dick and that won't happen.

First tip if you even think about stealing someone's phone - take the battery out or as for an iPhone turn it off or on silent at least You're a retard for stealing someone's phone anyway.

sportsgirl28 3

karmas a bitch!

I hope that you got fired and sent to jail. So you post that you're a thief on FML for what? Sympathy? Go kill yourself.

ydi for not going into the bathroom to turn the ringer off