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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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You should be fired.

It's people like you that make me sick, people like you that seal other peoples hard earned belongings and show no remorse, YDI and YDI if you get fired never get a job again and loose your phone because u can't pay for it, and FYI you my friend are a ho bag!

Wow, I've never seen so many "You Deserved Its" before. But, hey... you really did deserve. YDI

Jackass mov,e boy. Next time be smart and turn it off before you try geting away with it. Or rather turn that tech in to the manager. Iphones arent that great, would chose anything else before it.

scottyspot 11

I hope you're no longer employed there you thieving prick.

Ok... admitting theft online. I guess it could be considered therapy :/

Did your parents not teach you any morals?

FMLsOhilarious 6

#127 that's so harsh, but so funny (:

gamerdude66 8

LOL, clicked ydi after u said i decided to keep it. ur a rly terrible person.

hillbillyboy1993 7

I hope you got fired for this...worthless ********