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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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If they thought the phone was there, what made you think they wouldn't call it? Also, why would you keep it on you if you're trying to steal it, why wouldn't you go hide it in the breakroom? Not only are you a shitty person, you're a shitty theif.

Such a thief :P

Most obvious YDI I've ever read.

You ******* thief!!! I Hope you get your ass kicked!!!

You're an asshole OP at least give her her own phone back now.

FYL?? Oh poor baby, let's just all make sure to let you get away with stealing someone's personal items that cost $200+. Cuz I'm sure you'd do the same for everyone else who steals from you?? YDI

karma's a bitch.

BuckNekkid 22

lying worthelss thief

You suck! I left my IPhone in a restaurant once and someone stole it! I'm still traumatized.

Wow you asshole!