charlie3289
United States
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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datoismyname 22
Wow what a thief.
kaprookie 3
Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?
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Savra_fml 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Serves you right, buddy!
Buttsexpirate 9
Liar, liar, plants for hire!
MrSarcasm 4
You don't deserve the oxygen you breathe, you spineless invertebrate.
ovechkinisbeast 9
This guys a douche.
EvilPotato 15
I hope she bitch slapped you.
rawrkittyrawr 6
I want to punch people like op right in the face
xlord 27
I hope OP falls on a wet floor and bruises his left ********
theTrollGuy 7
I was that friend who called. U mad?
dre_bro11 12
OP, and you come to FML for sympathy? You really do have some things to learn.
You_Need_Soap 6
I can't stand a thief!
jedielf 23
That place where you (used to?) work has lost a few customers now, probably. (BTW #1 - of course none of these replies are directed at you, LOL)
kaegomay12 17
y would u do that yDI theif!
Sebastian_NG 17
Im surprised u have the IQ to create an FML account, at least if I was a douchebag like you an wanted to steal a phone i wouldve turned it off or put it in vibrate, double YDI for being such a retarded douche
SCREAM4meeee 0
Looks like someone just lost their job... And their iPhone!
The_Troller 14
OP, you deserve to get kicked in the balls until they fall off. Then be forced to deep throat a cactus. And lastly, get your **** squeezed in a 300 degree flat iron for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown.
tatababe 1
You a terrible thief
mr_torch91 1
You deserve to have your fingers cut off.
BigEV 0
I'm sure none of you would turn in the phone either.
katt_is_here 24
I'm just stunned that there are over 200 people that side with this jackass. Apparently, that many people probably did something similar and are accessing the site whilst wearing ankle monitors.
darkmis1 18
172, I would've turned it in. I found 10 dollars on the floor of the school store once and turned it in. They never found out whose it was, so they gave it to me. Good deeds help ya out.
urdirtyolduncle 15
OP Y u no give back phone!?
Lidiya8lml 0
Harsh but deserving
fmlsaves 0
Hope u and op get your phones stolen. You're scum
prelim_champ 10
172: I'm sure many of us would have turned it in.
Daralea 21
mrsarcasm. "spineless invertebrate?" Isn't that a little repetitive and redundant?
DKjazz 20
239- Though I do, in fact, see what you did there, with "repetitive and redundant", I think the rest of his comment makes up for it.
altus35 4
karma can be a good thing, good for you good actions should be rewarded
heyimallison 0
you are so dumb , forreal. i hope a hippo eats your legs off.
danishbagel 3
I want rip OP's balls off so that he can no longer contaminate this world.
uncookedyew 4
I bet the op was black
rudysayshi 4
he's not a thief, we work hard to steal the stuff we get and he just got lucky finding it there
prince122 0
As a Muslim and a person I would never even thinking about keeping it, I also believe bad karma would come out of it and it wool bite me in the ass.
prince122 0
Would*
xoochristineoox 7
hahahaha!!
azpallen 0
laugh my fucken left ******** off
thebeautybleeds 17
Ydi for being an idiot. Next time remember to put it on vibrate.
tittymagic 0
346- not trying to insult your religion but you must be a soft core Muslim, with you cursing and your profile description.
erin1994 9
You deserve it you prick
boobookittie 0
#172 - Agreed.
charlieohcharlie 12
OP, YDI. You had your chance to turn it in, then you had your chance to come clean but blew it twice. Luckily that girl's friend was smart enough to call the phone right at that moment! But JESUS all you people calling him names as if he's the devil's spawn should really get off your high horses since I'm convinced at least half of you would've done the same. It's a 700 dollar phone, people would do much worse things for that kind of money. Just consider how often you read FML's where the OP is undeservingly being treated like dirt by some jerk; or the amount of negative experiences you go through every day or so. Or even better, consider how often you're the jerk and then come judge this guy. Whether it's because you're racist, sexist, pro-war, capitalistic, anti-semetic or just the most utterly annoying and stupid person on this planet, everyone has some skeletons and on the internet you will oftentimes find those that are the most harsh in their words, are probably the most corrupt between us. TL;DR: the kettle's calling the pot black.
xcarxcrashx 9
414 it's crazy to just assume that many would steal the $200 (with a new service plaaan!) phone. I for one actually care about people (even strangers) and as ****** up as the world is I think a lot more people would have turned it in. Everyone already has an iPhone anyway.
Candisalis 0
I would have turned it in. Would you want someone to find your, with all of your personal stuff on it, and decide to not give it back to you? "Do to others as you would want done to you." And yeah, that's a bible verse, but that doesn't mean it's not true.
moviegirl6 5
382 - I'm a Muslim as well but you don't see me all covered up in my photo. We're modern American Muslims. Most of us that live here are like that.
kaikai234 4
I used to work at sears, and did on a variety of phones.
tjv3 10
I hope you get fired you lying thief
skata 4
127- until golden brown? just burn it straight off then make him eat the ashes
skata 4
127- until golden brown? just burn it straight off then make him eat the ashes
Ionodemon1995 0
440- HooRah!
mslow420 0
Ahaaaa!!
icebluek 2
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icebluek 2
zaaa
icebluek 2
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malnourished_pig 5
Well I hope a hippo eats his legs on.
Gmax884 2
It's pants on fire Patrick......
jEsster23 0
And punctures the right one
crudeandrudeguy 29
239- repetitive and redundant.... Also redundant.
pickmikk 12
It's "pants on fire," Patrick.
teentee401 37
Haha I hope OP gets fired. There's no way that you don't deserve it.
KarmaRules4 7
Anyone with a shred of integrity would turn in the phone. Hopefully nobody is ever dumb enough to trust scum like you or the OP
emag_eht 18
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How did she know it was hers? So many people share the same ringtones.
Kiki242 19
Her friend called the phone.
steviesnm 6
It could've been customized or something she bought. Either way, YDI
kaprookie 3
Caller id?
IscoreOnU 19
2 you're stupid...
superficialheart 11
2 isn't stupid, there's no such thing as a dumb question, I'm sure there's more than one person with a specific ringtone, therefore it wouldn't matter what the ringtone was. What gave it away, was the fact that it rung when the number was dialed and hung up when her friend put down the phone. He could have lied again and pretended to answer 'his' phone and walk off.
The_Troller 14
There are no stupid questions... Only stupid people that ask questions.
darkmis1 18
There are a ton of stupid questions. When I was in high school, some girl in my German class asked if they speak English in England. Pretty sure that's a stupid question.
dylanmurre 4
You ask a lot of stupid questions don't you??
P374RD3D 9
Or he could have turned it in and avoided this whole ordeal
americuzz 8
I once had a girl in my history class ask what was Obama's last name-.-".
Urbanchiller 0
True lot of people shares the same ringtone but not the same office.
Geicogecko 2
you stupid ****.
isallwaysme 27
425, that's part of a joke. I've seen it on Facebook. Nice try.
roxigrl14 8
DID YOU READ IT. SHE RECOGNIZED THE RINGTONE. and it could be a special one
datoismyname 22
Wow what a thief.
The_Troller 14
No shit, Captain Obvious.
Potterhead1 3
OP has to be from Slytherin, or maybe Hufflepuff, they are particularly good finders.
JEnglish89 1
Coulda just turned it off..
ohmandapants 17
Don't be hating on the Hufflepuffs.
LiuKang92 1
Never keep something that is not yours or else you will be in trouble, bud!!
hollisterfreak52 1
Exactly , thieves suck :/
kaprookie 3
Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?
lucy8248 0
What's with the twat thing?
saIty 17
Siri: IMPOSTER!! Calling 911..
ikickgingers 15
Siri hates me. When I ask her what she's wearing she always says "I don't see how that is any of your business Alexis". She's a prissy c***.
Marcella1016 32
Mod coming for #130 in 3...2...
Sirin_fml 47
Sirin, not S... oh, forget it. It has begun.
ikickgingers 15
140... Siri is the assistant app on my iPhone... Is a crime not to like her??:/ Unless you mean Sirin? I was not referring to her, but I'm sure whatever she's wearing is hot??
Marcella1016 32
Ohhh lmao in that case that is actually hilarious! Gonna look for it now. Funny though how close it is to "Sirin" lol
thedhanjal 10
That's the reason why we call people like you douchebags
whited666 0
YDI. Just saying. Stealing is never good. Hope you got fired :D
ScarletBloom 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nice try! Was it 4s that you stole?
Savra_fml 17
Too bad it wasn't yours you twat!
The_Troller 14
I like how her profile says "I cant live without my iPhone" and yet she seems perfectly fine with stealing one.
ScarletBloom 14
128 you got the wrong idea.
Savra_fml 17
Twat is the right idea based on your comment miss Bloom?
ScarletBloom 14
152 I wasn't replying to you fag.
Savra_fml 17
Miss bloom, are you really that retarded or is it just a phase you are going through? And "No shit Sherlock!". What I, and others, are wondering is based on your first comment, what idea other than "you support theft" are wee supposed to get?
giraffemagic 0
If you pay attention to her comments, she's actually pretty ******* stupid.
sillyjb 9
You are an ass bag