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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments (599)

Lovechild09 5

obviously the parents are to blame for this, because OP doesnt know right from wong!!!

I hope you got arrested or at least cited for being such an asswipe.

mileyfan17 8

Your a jackass. You deserve it

wow what a dick.

Wow wtf your an ass

You're a ******* douche bag

bbedlock_fml 7

today I ate a chocolate and it turned out to be human poop!

jalapeno64 10

Dumbass why didn't you turn it off?

**** you bitch.

and the award for the most YDI's, ding ding ding we have a winner.