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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Your a douche-bag! Get a better ******* job if you want nicer stuff.

#1 your pic i about 99.9% accurate ad to wht i wouldve said to OP xD

If youre enough to steal then youre smart enough to get caught!

Suzumebachi 5

I can't believe that! What an asshole move!!! You deserved any bad that came your way!

Theiving bastard

I hope you got fired you thieving little bastard. People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.

alannah1988 4

Everyone here is a bit harsh.. Like telling you to kill yourself, you don't deserve to die. But you really shouldn't steal, it's not worth it at all. You can easily make enough money to afford an iPhone and much more, but a silly little crime can get you locked up and it's really not worth it :/

MacUser1986 5

Next time turn off the phone...

How would you feel if that was your phone? Douche. Hope you got fired.