Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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natas_fml 13
great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
te_amo_ily 0
that's rude
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Comments (134)
Sharpiesgirl 1
wow, you know what, I hope she files a repot for that retarded..totally immature comment. asshole
jordanlite 16
why would there ever be a baby in a box? you're so dumb.
Churon 0
lmao
lovablekennyXD 0
I don't even know what to say about this........
lovablekennyXD 0
#216 he was just messin with her, but he went a little too far
IStabBabies 0
Douche.
rockarolln89 0
Says IStabBabies...
Griggy 0
You insensitive bitch
magicstar 0
your an ass and WHY ON EARTH WOULD THERE BE A BABY IN A BOX WTF YDI
Autoshot 9
186 you're definitely right. In many of the girls pics they are clearly trying too hard. And also, who the hell started the FML avatar cleavage trend anyways? Srsly..
ArielTheMermaid 17
why would a baby be in a box?