Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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mcbitch 0
according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.
Zuriel45 0
Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.
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Comments (122)
Tdotgirl 0
****!!!! Her not you. Or maybe good threesome material? Glass half full or half empty?
shree 0
This happened to a guy I know when we were in high school. People called him Dick Mouth for 3 years.
brkn_hearted 0
ewwwwwwww i hope he was kidding, if not i know i'd probably puke for a few hours and drink as much liquor as i could to rid my mouth of the "germs"
fuckkkkk_fml 0
SNOWBALLED
pwolo1025 0
second hand ******* lol
robodoll 0
I sure hope he was joking LOL!
whodatninja 0
You shouldve asked her for one
youdontsay 0
Hahaha nasty!
HunterFalls13 0
Hahha ew
aquarius6 0
What a ho. So her kiss was sticky and tasted like milk and clorox?