Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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mcbitch 0
according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.
Zuriel45 0
Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.
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Comments (122)
ZeroGravity107 0
Aaha this happened to me once, but I was the guy who got the BJ and this douchebag kissed the girl who gave it to me. Karma's a bitch and damn did he deserve it.
MJ_Alexander 0
#1 wins.
miami12 0
so your friend only last five minutes?!
samip 0
that's nasty !!!Did you tell your friend that you guys made out ?!
citylights 0
oh wow that's nasty.
ams_fml 0
second hand gay oral sex.
villainess 0
that's why you shouldn't make out with random girls you just meet. if she's willing to make out with you, a total stranger, she's probably willing to do the same, if not MORE, with some other stranger. You just happened to find out because your friend told you. Who knows where else her mouth had been that night! Think of the possibilities. Gross!
T1Tails 0
i just read this FML and i... JIZZED IN MY PANTS
maloo_fml 0
OMG THATS MESSED!!!! hahahahah thattd be gross if he had herpes, your have mouth herpes!!!!
Zic_fml 7
And what did you expect from a ****?
inkstains 0
Hey everybody! Thanks for upholding misogyny and homophobia! Today, I woke up and people were still assholes to everyone who isn't a straight thin rich white guy. FML