Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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mcbitch 0
according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.
Zuriel45 0
Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.
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Comments (122)
yeahreally 6
class-tastic of her!
Aviva1313 0
That's lolarious. Once I was at this huge kegger and there was this really long line at all the kegs. I was like second next in line after waiting for 10 minutes and this chick comes up and starts making out with the guy operating the tap. He was a little put off by her but still gave her beer first. I complained stating that not only had I been waiting forever, but that she clearly did not need anything more to drink. He sucked his teeth at me. Then the girl drunkly screamed that she had just given 3 guys head. I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 minutes. He looked like he was going to puke. I'm just glad he didn't let her drink from the tap. This was a story I told every day for like two weeks after that party. It got laughs every time.
BIRDFEED 0
LAWL MATT THAT U?
Talenie 0
#40 LMFAO
marri_n 0
oooh.. GROSS! lesson to learn. don't make out with any girl! u dont know where their mouth's been!
ZyQo 0
Epicfail.
soggysandwich 0
Hows his dick taste? haha that sucks man
Princesscrystal 0
C'mon.... you know you HAD to have tasted just a hint of dick on her... Just a little. But YOU didn't stop!! HAHA! #48 is right... That girl has probably been through a bag of dicks that night before she even got to your buddy. Okay, I'm sorry. But it is pretty funny. In the future, stay away from *****!
nafiul93 0
lmao! that sucks!!!!!!!!
amykillswitch 0
sucks for you. this is why you have to watch out which chicks you chill with at parties.