Kids: Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere....

bsaucedo 28 July 2009, 05:00 United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

29 July 2009, 09:19

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

28 July 2009, 12:27

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

28 July 2009, 12:28

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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boredmuch 0

28 July 2009, 18:53

I can definitly see this happening at the Wild Animal Park. Were you near the slushy cart? That's where the most are. And the bees do get a little crazy there.

Lifehappens91 0

28 July 2009, 19:21

Oh no, god forbid that children see a woman's nipples. They're going to be scarred for life.

bsaucedo 0

28 July 2009, 19:25

#23 wins. i swear on my life i heard the bee motorboat me when it was between my boobs. or maybe it was just the bee buzzing....? ps. that slipknot guy hating on californians is ******* psychotic .