Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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manoverboard 0
I just love the way this was written. FYL. xD
Brak_Spaceman 19
Pics or it didn't happen. Feel free to send pics of said boobs to [email protected] :-)
rayzerwolf 0
lol i had grass hoppers jump into my shirt and i ripped of my shirt infront of my boyfriends bestfriend and he just stared and me and asked what i was doing ( i was screaming the whole time)
b_radical 0
call me creepy, but i have a video of that! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJR_7ScGYs
wipsh69 0
wish i was ther, what size?
sewer 0
that makes perfect sense, because bees just sting everything that they land on... you know, it doesn't take any provocation to make it sting. like panicking and moving around a lot. with it trapped in there.
stryder 1
how lovely for the childeren.
edcba54321 0
Worker bees are female. They're endangered. Save the bees. =)
BikerMike 0
do you have a nice rack?
Rydizzle 0
hey I live by the San Diego Wild Animal Park. you go to see the animals, and theyre like sleeping n shit, and then you get soem action from a bee! haha