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Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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manoverboard 0

I just love the way this was written. FYL. xD

Pics or it didn't happen. Feel free to send pics of said boobs to [email protected] :-)

lol i had grass hoppers jump into my shirt and i ripped of my shirt infront of my boyfriends bestfriend and he just stared and me and asked what i was doing ( i was screaming the whole time)

call me creepy, but i have a video of that! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJR_7ScGYs

wish i was ther, what size?

that makes perfect sense, because bees just sting everything that they land on... you know, it doesn't take any provocation to make it sting. like panicking and moving around a lot. with it trapped in there.

how lovely for the childeren.

edcba54321 0

Worker bees are female. They're endangered. Save the bees. =)

BikerMike 0

do you have a nice rack?

hey I live by the San Diego Wild Animal Park. you go to see the animals, and theyre like sleeping n shit, and then you get soem action from a bee! haha