Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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uberledge 0
If your good enough for a bee then your good enough for me! number please? LOL
desi_dreamer 0
Oh my gooses! okay. I know exactly how you feel except a step worse. I got hit by a scared bee when I was sitting in the back seat of a car and it nuzzled right into my bra and decided to sting... with gusto. My boyfriend was not happy that he could not pay attention to that side of my chest for a bit.
venomlash 9
I'm a beekeeper (hobbyist). One time one of my bees crawled up my leg trying to find a good spot to take off from while I was opening up the hive. I had to duck into my garage so I could drop my pants to get the bee out.
amaneylandx3 0
don't be a macho man ! you wanna be tough, better do what you can so beat it, just beat it. - michael jackson (:
rallets 23
so you had a bee in your b's?
EveryDayJackAss 0
aww man....too bad i wasnt there that day...then maybe i would've "helped" you ^_- *wink*
305alive 0
I hope you have big ****.
Newtrier 0
i wish i was ther
Instantfilm 2
I moderated this halarious
fiicere 5
You went to a WILDLIFE PARK wearing a tank top low-cut enough so that your cleavage is showing? Who were you trying to impress? Or is getting bug bites on your boobs your idea of a good time? Screw bees, think mosquitoes and ticks. YTDI.