bsaucedo
United States
Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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ogloc 0
Why? Why did you type this as though you're a 5 year old?
Chooka 0
Smart bee.
mrlucky4444 0
Are you allergic?
YDIlover 0
Which type of bees produce milk? Boobies! haha...sorry it was on Live at the Apollo and this FML was just begging for it. Seriously, it's just a bee. What's the worse it's gonna do? Sting you? Just be glad it wasn't a wasp. (Unless you're allergic to bee stings) But FYL for flashing!
airplanefood 0
I'll be honest, that boobies joke made me spit out a little of my drink.
EzZy_Alpha 0
Brave bee indeed.
mwbddh2 0
That is AWESOME! I'm going to start going to zoos.
gemstar_fml 0
That happened to me in a history lesson when I was at school. I have a massive fear of wasps and one flew down my shirt. We were under exam conditions and everyone was completely silent. I jumped up out of my seat and span round in circles shouting "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" and then it flew out, and thankfully didn't sting me, meanwhile the whole class were looking at me and the teacher was laughing. I couldn't stop watching it because I was afraid it was going to happen again. So the teacher said "Lightening doesn't strike twice very often, don't worry about it and get on with your work." a minute or so later it landed on my desk. ¬_¬ Thankfully the guy infront of me squished it with a folder, which was a bit harsh as it hadn't actually done anything wrong.
naja_12168 3
Now this is an appropriate response to the OP. I would have reacted the same way number 54. I too have that same fear of wasps and bees so I share your pain.
idfk_wtf 0
sucks if ure hot tho i would see that :)
bishoprsv2 0
High five!
catatonicsleep 17
Weren't you wearing a bra? Unless you weren't you'd have only shown the top of your boobs so it's not that bad, you didn't show them your whole boob!
BeeSkwaird 0
Unless you had no bra undearneath, that's not flashing! Reminds me of that line from LOST: Kate: "I had bees in my shirt." Charlie: "I woulda guessed C's."
delfinofrank 0
OMG I just remembered that!! lol