bsaucedo
United States
Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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wellinever 5
Must have been a Boo Bee. OP - at least it didn't sting. That would have been a FML.
flinkpamingo 0
OOOOHHHH! I can't stop giggling! Too funny! To the person who had the boo bee: That happened to me only they were ticks. A lot of ticks. I don't do ticks. I was out picking wild asparagus and I leaned over and my shirt fell open. I saw something moving so I looked. There were so many I just ripped my clothes off at the end of the field. Needless to say the guys hoeing the field got quite a show and and an awkward sort of twitching dance. I can laugh now.
bethechange_fml 0
Aww, dont take it hard. Theres nothing you can do now.
ccreel6800 0
lol. I like the way this was written.
MyzticHydra 0
i dont know i find this a little hard to believe i have a bee hive outside my house and they hover around me never actually touched me... maybe it was about to die at least your a candidate for the next girls gone wild :P
electroboy_fml 0
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STVader 0
why am I never around when the good stuff happens
rfarock88 0
Damn, that sucks. FYL cause we all do dumb shit when we panic.
blueworld_fml 0
Always better to take it off slowly...because that would have really improved the situation here...
TItan160 0
cuz bees are definetly sexually attracted to humans.
CFR 0
I just love the way this one is written. "One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho" lol. But seriously fyl. The same thing happened with my older sister and a spider. She let me beat her with a broom so it wasn't all bad. Jokin, I love my sister. What's with bugs being all perverted and such? I mean really, bugs these days have no manners...
Jemm_fml 29
He sure showed you.
BleedingAssassin 0
I wish i was there