Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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xlord 27
The will = the ultimate form of having the last word in an argument.
JMichael 26
well look at it this way. at least the cheating bitch is out of your life.
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Comments (78)
KuzzBuzz3 15
Blood is supposed to be thicker than water...
sarafinastar14 8
sorry about your "cheating bitch of an ex wife" but you see uncase you haven't noticed, your freaking grandmother is dead now... It seems like you only care for the money... why not the memory of her? did you ever care for her? if not, i'm glad she didn't give you that money... you shouldn't get it...
Merylwen 24
What about the fact that his "freaking grandmother" apparently cared more about some bitch who cheated on him and broke his heart than about her own grandson? This is not about the money, it's about being removed from the will for being cheated on, which is absolutely disgusting.
soragirlfriend 8
I agree somewhat, but I downvoted you for the over improper use of the ellipses.
DivinePrince 18
I would read it more as 'grandma cares more about ex than grandson'
Joedbag 8
Grandma cares more about the cheating ex than about the heartbroken grandson.
zombraingirl 11
You can always look at it like you saved $2 500 from buying her a ring! Sorry about the passing OP.
Epikouros 32
It looks like you're taking people's affection for granted, based on the relationship you have with them. At least, that seems more likely than both your ex and your grandma being particularly cruel.
Adam5858 17
Made a comment re-read the FML found that it didnt make much sense so i changed it.To #4 & #5 sorry that i changed it i guess it would have been better to leave it there and make no sense(because that would be smart apparently to you) and to #34 Piss off.That is all.
Merridew 8
OP, believe in karma. That money won't proove any good for your ex.
ConstantlyAnna 8
She may have gotten 2500 quid, but you're all the more richer for not having her in your life, it seems. Not all women are like that, so you'll find someone who's worth more than that! :)
ThatOneTimeLord 25
I would say kill the bitch, but the time in jail, and the fine would be worse than what you missed out on.