Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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xlord 27
The will = the ultimate form of having the last word in an argument.
JMichael 26
well look at it this way. at least the cheating bitch is out of your life.
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Comments (78)
gamerchikk 6
sorry OP. that's a really messed up way for things to have ended. karma will get your ex.
madridista14 8
"The hidden treasure can be found in my..." - How the will should have ended
91hayek 31
Rosebud! Wait ..... eww no thanks.
worldclassrager 41
Your stuck with that one...but is 2500£ actually a lot compared to American money? I make that in two months
Freethaawave 19
Its approx. $4400 american. So for most people thats a lot of money.
iseebearbears 27
37, as inheritance $4400 is not a lot.
FilbertMoo 11
It's not so much the money as it is his own grandma choosing his ex-fiancée over him.
mete_orito 34
Well. I'm sure there were a lot of relatives who inherited his grandma's money. Brothers, sisters (if they were still alive), sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, and all the grandsons and granddaughters that can be at least 20 in some families. Being the one among your family that get nothing must be akward not because of the money but because of the reason why she didn't left anything to OP.
RedPillSucks 33
$4400 is a lot compared to 0 that OP got. Especially when said $4400 went to his cheating ex. In this economy that could pay a lot of bills or be a downpayment on a car.
bcofelia 22
That sucks OP. But at least you aren't with your ex anymore.
Saraishi 25
Seems she played your grandma too...
therealjc_fml 14
Don't sweat the material things in life dude. There are more important things. ... like. ... Not being dead.
lmfaofmllmafo 9
"life"
Zebediabolical 45
Plot twist: The ex-fiancee cheated with grandma!
daydreamer244 13
FYL Op. Family can be seriously annoying sometimes.. :/
Becca_Bear_98 19
that's really messed up. money isn't everything and we must hate upon the dead, especially in the culture I come from. but that's really messed up, at least she's not in your life anymore.
Brandi_Faith 34
Pretty sure you meant "must not" but the way it's worded here is much funnier.