Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I offered help a customer to record his details, as he didn't have a scanner. He just stared at me, saying that he would never give any of his details if I typed them on my phone, as I could "do something else" without him knowing. He ended up canceling his orders and got upset on his way out. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
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esp_superstar 10
You can run but u can't hide...
melij99 5
And now you know the importance of leaving Personal Identifiable Information open on a public computer.
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Comments (111)
iceandspice89 5
That's creepy.. Hope he didn't see any of ur info.. Or frgts wht he saw..
danceangel 0
What a freaking weirdo!!!
loopsy_fml 14
You should've told him to be quite cuz he is in a library. I hate it when people scream in libraries.....
SheDevilGoddess 1
Dumb ass . You never use a public computer to order shit on- line. Those computers are not protected when you put your personal info on them. So yeah, you ******* deserve what ever happens.
vbmg152 19
I agree with everything you said except, I don't think OP deserves to get hurt! She's a dumb ass alright!
white16sox 19
Holy shit calm down. OP doesn't deserve to be burned for making a mistake.
vbmg152 19
Never, ever use a public computer to order stuff! Ask to use a friends or get your own, you can get a laptop for $200 or under if you try!!
coach25 5
So what were you ordering that pissed the guy off?
patchyu 18
Report him to the cops and stay at a hotel tonight
TcheQ 12
You are assuming he can read?
LONERANGER44 11
Welcome to the family.
crashley21 10
He could have just been trolling you, just to teach you a lesson about leaving personal information visible in a public place. I would still contact some authorities just in case.