Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
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Comments (129)
texas_justice 0
...I guess some women are okay with what I call 'the pussification of america'. we are going the way of the Europeans. why do you associate sensitivity with physical weakness?
bishoprsv2 0
I think people like you make it the 'douchification of America' instead. Last time I checked, generalizing an enitire continent is pretty douchtastic, idiot.
sreczek 0
People from Texas live in their own little world
KurouTenshi 0
way to make Texans look even more retarded, #15 -_-'
pendulum2012 0
European men aren't *******, they are just classy. The emo, "non conformist", skinny, bratty American BOYS are *******, though. You can spot them by their little boy bowl cuts, tight jeans, and their crappy emo/alternative wannabe-rock music that whines about pain. Examples of pussy or pseudo-feminime men include Demitri Martin and that annoying guy on the Real World DC who wears the panda hat.
letmeinplease 0
Agreed. There's less of a tendency to idolise gym-grown, steroid produced type muscles in Europe, though as has been said, generalising a whole continent is fantastically lame. Still, gimme a skinny guy over a gym bunny any day :) My boyfriend never goes to the gym, he earned his muscles doing something something interesting with his life.
lGreenspanl 2
There is no need to insult Dimitri Martin
purpleisacolor 0
yes there is
abouttofly 12
I don't know texas_justice, why do you associate physical weakness with femininity? And why is femininity a bad thing?
indianabummer 0
Texas...this means a lot coming from the state with the fattest population, and five of the fattest cities in the US. At least this guy is at the gym, and not on the couch stuffing their face with twinkies as most of the population around you most surely is.
Pearljammer001 0
Demetri Martin f***ing owns you and you know it.
junying 0
at least he doesn't hit on other guys ...
sreczek 0
Why does that matter?
KayBizz 0
Does he wear ur shirt after sex too?
dannydog 1
Ha ha...... poor you, is he the girl in bed to:). Nei se å få deg et ordentlig mannfolk he he.
ohSNAPyall 27
Do you mean is she on top? Who would have a problem with that? It's fun to be woman on top, and I'd imagine it's fun to have a woman on top too. If all you want to do is missionary, please get acquainted with your hand.
crisco_jockey 0
your comment seems like a double standard, if a guy just wants to be on top its bad, but if a girl just wants to be on top its great?
rohosoccer08 1
what she's saying is both ways are good, if all a guy ever wants is missionary that's gonna get old though... we like to be on top too!
BLNovelist 0
No, they are saying if all someone wants is missionary, the sex is going to get boring eventually, regardless of who is topping.
NatashaTheGeek 0
wow big deal
anonymous_friend 0
Oh Nooo! You can do somehting better then someone else I feel so bad for you D=. Seriously this is your FML? You have a boyfriend who is with you and isnt cheating on you. I bet there are lots of people on here who think 'wow I would GLADLY change my problems for her 'problem'' I mean seriously how hight must your standards be if you're complaining about being able to do somehting that your boyfriend cant.
youthink_fml 0
Well, he's not cheating with another girl anyway.
anonymous_friend 0
Yeh thats what I said XD lol
abouttofly 12
I get it, he's weak, therefore he's gay! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
NatashaTheGeek 0
Wow big deal
ghostwitch1863 0
a bit fem??? wow! do you share your make-up with him too?
cookies_for_you 0
This site really needs an "I don't care" button.
iltby 3
Seconded
nathancif 1
hehe agreed :o)
omgwtffmmfl 0
#28 Wins!
DGross 8
agreed... If it bothers you that much either train him or dump him... letting the world know isn't going to change anything
Rosalie_Haostn 0
I absolutely agree. -_-
purpleisacolor 0
well said. alot of these are just people whining. fyl? u eat every day and own a computer dont you?
ottercat13 0
it's called not doing anyrhinh