Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
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Comments (129)
U_SHOULDSTFU 0
well sorry that you're so manly
imNotWavy 0
Lmfao! what kind of man is that??? just askin OP. #29! everybody after is playin KETCH-UP.
Pillowinmyface 0
I can't believe you have all glossed over where this is from: Norway...THE OP IS A VALKYRIE! A muscle-laden nordic warrior gathering the souls of the fallen in her arms; which will come in useful when she has to cart her BF's fallen pride to the great meadhall in the sky...
indianabummer 0
Here's a thought OP: Maybe he is working on TONE and not BULK you ignorant twat Big muscle meat heads are not attractive, and maybe he's happy with the size he is, he just wants to look trimmer. As for him being "fem," you're upset because you have a boyfriend that takes care of himself? Girls always piss and moan that they want a more sensitive guy, you actually get one and complain he's not manly enough? I hope he leaves you
janise 2
Being feminine and physically weak doesn't mean her boyfriend is sensitive. There are a lot of feminine guys out there who are complete jackasses.
AGGoddess 2
^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
indianabummer 0
Very true, but if she's complaining about him being too much like a girl this bad, I'm taking the logical conclusion that he's not the "get me a beer and shut up for the game" type
iltby 3
Get over it. You being stronger than him makes him less of a man? Sounds like your issue, not his.
perdix 31
Sounds like the OP could easily dominate the battle for oral sex. And if he doesn't please her down there, she can crack his head like a walnut!
abouttofly 12
Domestic violence doesn't suddenly become funny when you switch the genders. Sorry.
nuke_o 0
^^ epic fail.. perdix was being scarcastic. there's probably an "Internet scarcasm for dummy's" book that you should look into. :)
abouttofly 12
Perhaps you should look into "Spelling for dummies" or "Apostrophes for dummies". Also, since I'm just a dummy, you're going to have to explain how that's sarcasm, because I don't see it. Humor? Certainly. But humor doesn't excuse someone from making offensive comments.
okieraider71 4
Sounds like you are more of a "man" than he is. It is time for self-truth: admit to yourself you are a dyke.
iliketoreadfmls 0
Why is "your life sucks" winning on this FML? The OP is a whiny woman who doesn't even have a real problem. I can lift more than my boyfriend but that doesn't mean anything. I'm not manly and he's not "fem". Get a real problem then come back OP.
boatkicker 5
Her life sucks because she's really shallow? ((I don't know what's with me today. I'm being a super bitch))
boatkicker 5
Eh. I have issues with name calling. Regardless of how accurate or not it is, I don't like calling people things. Label the action or thought, instead of the person.
adrienrain 5
Being weak is feminine? Not being a ****, you're doing it wrong.
abouttofly 12
+1 Point for Fighting Sexism with Sexism
LaLaJuice 0
lol @#45