Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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Top comments
rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
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Comments (129)
kissyface13 0
so?i can lift double what my boyfriend can.doesnt mean im manlier or he's a girl. ydi op for.even caring about that kinda crap
Truth_Nazi 0
It's simple, she's a butch duke and he's a sissy little queer. What's so difficult to understand?
katieee_marieee 3
beard
solvictoria722 0
it is a little uncomfartble to have you man lifting smaller wieght's than you. you would feel wierd too.
CrippledNipple87 1
hey there Delilah, what's it like to date a pussy?
JoelsLastNight 18
So?
IGaveRickUp 15
Sooo..? Does this really affect your relationship? In that case, it seems to me that it's a shitty one then.
dragonsofpurples 3
Not so nice. How would you feel if he suggested that your lifting heavy weights made you a man?
SailorSolaris 43
Yeah, my boyfriend of nearly 5 years is sometimes mistaken for a girl and is convinced that I could throw him around and beat him up if I wanted. Well, I know for a fact that he could, if he wanted, kick the shit out of me. I've got upper body strength, he has leg strength in spades! Lol! Doesn't make him less of a man, though!
CptHeinz 13
MTUT style maybe?