Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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Top comments
rldostie 19
So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.
Bizzatch 0
who cares ?
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Comments (129)
Arcadia453 0
1. Maybe you're more masculine than he is feminine 2. Maybe he was just warming up 3. Maybe he was training endurance instead of strength 4. Maybe he wanted to make you feel good 5. Maybe you're just a bitch
StarSail 0
Why are you even lifting weights? Most women don't lift weights unless they want to add mass, in which case I would understand.
Sionnach 10
Maybe he's not obsessed with bulking up, unlike his overly butch(?) girlfriend. I use lighter weights at the gym, because I've been trying to lose weight, not gain muscle mass. Having more muscle doesn't necessarily mean you're in better health.
jpest17 5
sterio typing is not cool movies are not real
DocTweeter 0
well you big crazy bitch maybe you should stop shooting up test 250
cormycakez 3
I don't see why this is a problem if you two really like each other. I really don't. My crush is about my hight and extremely skinny. I would have no problem if he couldn't lift a pound but asked me out.
JessAmmyy_ 0
sexistt much ?
mpoppe1018 2
maybe you're a dyke
angel55033 12
so what why would that bother you than? you're shallow
getjackedd 0
tell ur bf to man up, that's just embarassing