Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
Shank him up in the shower.
allonblack 4
I hope you said to him exactly what you put as your username.
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Comments (203)
noisebox 1
If he was fat himself the reply should have been: " have you looked in the mirror lately retard"?
DJRhetorical 4
Just playing devils advocate here, but maybe he was talking to himself! You know some sort of motivational tactic.
mosquito19 14
gym is a waste of money, just get out and walk around. it's free
xcheshirecat 11
yeah and we should use ... hhmmm tree trunks as weights ?
0ops_i_died 8
I hardly consider "walking around" a good work out, unless you're pregnant or recovering
bubbiebear 7
He Probobly felt bad for himself and blamed it on you
Calyx_fml 22
He was probably attracted to you, insecure about his homosexuality and that was his grade school attempt at flirtation.
soad2014 7
"Lay off the cake, fatty," says the guy who downed 5 Snickers, jumbo-sized Dr. Pepper, and 3 gas station burritos before heading to the gym. Why would that guy be in the gym if all he's gonna do is taunt people? Maybe you thought he was talking to you when he was just looking at a mirror.
0ops_i_died 8
Even if you are a little chunky at least you were called out at a gym and not a McDonalds hehe! But seriously, he's probably just a jealous asshole.
lesbosexual 2
Lol
Hakaan 10
At least you're at the gym, that's more than I can do
Samandra 4
At least you were at the gym!