Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Know your place
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Nice guys
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Distraction
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML
What's wrong with me?
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
They have problems that hitting the gym won't fix. Hang in there, OP.
vintend0 8
quick backhand would sort that out.
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fallen_dragonkin 12
you need to change your gym. I'm nearly as big, and the gym I go to, everyone minds their own business
isnobodyhere 32
You got this. You do it for you and prove those hoes wrong. FML has your back!
Beepee04 10
That's when you go to another gym or possibly report the employees to their higher ups? Definitely not okay to be harassed & disrespected like that & nothing be done about it. Don't let this bring you down OP!
sk8erd 15
Don't pay attention to them. they're bitches. do your thing!
Publikwerks 14
Switch gyms.
brocho 26
That is bullshit! Is there a way you can maybe switch gyms? Any establishment that promotes that kind of behavior doesn't deserve your business. I'm sorry you had such a bad experience, but don't let it get your hopes down!
Muerteds 18
People suck. That's ok. You are stronger than they are, because you are making changes so difficult they can't comprehend the like. Making fun of fat people in a gym is like making fun of sick people in a doctor's office. Don't forget that. Also, send them poor deluded skinny bitches my way. I'll capitalize on their daddy issues and wreck them emotionally. ;)
guttedbrit 26
that's disgusting and low. Making fun of people like that really does my head in. Don't let it discourage you, OP. Chin up. Bad personalities can't be fixed!
XboxSqueaker 15
throw medicine balls at their genitals
ldhull 16
I hate bullies. Don't let them get to your head. Keep working out and you may surpass them physically. You can do it!