Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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l_ 19
Best. Job. Ever.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"
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Choose_Wisely 5
ive seen 17 year olds who obsess too :/
mlialover 0
This belongs on mlia.
UnicornPoop97 0
who would wanna injure his hair? its amazing
brenkite 5
I read your comment in benders voice
ohrlly7457 7
OMG that is such a thing that would make you say you hate your life
katt_is_here 24
I just thought it was funny and wanted to share. My life kicks ass, actually. :3
Wimoweh 10
Pimps can't control themselves, it's a known fact.
judea95 16
Who wouldn't want to say that?!
fantasyworld 39
That funny.
HWICUNow 10
Now let's measure our swan candlesticks. Another uniquely implausible statement.