Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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l_ 19
Best. Job. Ever.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"
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katt_is_here 24
No, I do not. I am, however, intrigued by the question. Why do you ask?
leadsails320 0
I wouldn't have told them to stop.
Hyperon 3
Holy crap, I could read this for hours and not get bored. XD
angela3222 0
shouldn't this be on MLIA?
deviable 9
I would have cheered them on.
cemetary_nights 5
I think that was us .. do you work at Northfield? lol
lmfao_shame 9
umm actually the crazy obssessed fan girl is a 44yr old emo boy
TheTeenager 0
This is so not a **** my life but rather a DamnLoL!!
imjessicababy 0
WTF. You got to say the greatest sentence ever! Why would this be an FML moment?!
4ugu4 7
How is this an FML?