Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
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l_ 19
Best. Job. Ever.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"
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Comments (150)
loserthegreat 11
if only it was real beiber hair.
Daftostea 0
About the age you stated, almost all of the 8th grade girls in my school, ages 13-14, absolutely hate this Bieber kid. Most of his fanbase comes from annoying 9 year olds that cover their walls in posters of his face.
xdeadxradiox 0
Sounds...sexual... 0_0
BeibertSmitor 10
You say FML, I say Best Job Ever! You get paid to watch Bieber get hit with a pimp cane! Sure you have to tell them to stop, but still AMAZING!
RokNRoll11 9
Why did you tell them to stop?
delaney_rohde 0
haaaaahahahaha, that's too funny!
ecstewie 0
Did you only have to tell them ONE TIME?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I wish my job was that exciting. How is this an FML? It sounds awesome! Want to trade?
lionlvr 9
I'VE GOT A PLAN!! Everyone go to the nearest Halloween store, buy a pimp cane and a bieber wig, also a purple jacket, pants, and hat. THEN track him down, everyone surrounding him and say, "WE'RE BEIBER NOW DOUCHEBAG!!" And hit him with the pimp canes. Oh yeah.
detective_oreo 0
You don't deserve it...he does!!!!