Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
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zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
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Comments (77)
TheAntiComment 0
stop wearing nice clothes to try and make you look less hideous your grandpa taught you a life lesson, try make-up next time
KPACOTKA 0
OK, you're the ugly one... lmfao **** your life
wichitagirl87 0
Just because he didn't say you are beautiful too doesn't mean you aren't! Maybe he didn't wanna be repetitive so he thought of something else nice to say about you
hockeyplaya 0
just because someone doesnt say your beautiful doesnt mean they think ur ugly. if ur my girlfriend im not gunna say "you look good today" everyday. so when i would say you smell nice or something, im not implying ur ugly, im saying you smell nice
iamsansname 0
Yeah, I agree with a lot of the people above. This doesn't really sound mean-spirited...it just sounds like he's complimenting your coat. Think of it like this: maybe if you'd been wearing a less awesome coat, he would've said you were also beautiful. But, since the coat is more fleeting, mentioning your coat preempts telling you that you're pretty because you're probably still gonna be pretty next time he sees you, but you will probably not be wearing the same coat.
FunniestGuyEver 0
I woulda been like, "**** off, you're old".
greennailpolish 0
That's mean, but it made me laugh.
Ender_ 0
Your grandpa is probably going to steal your coat now. Wear it around town like an 80 year old pimp.
cinderellaaa_fml 0
stupid.
JoeyM_fml 0
Let's hope it wasn't a fur coat!