Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
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zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
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Comments (77)
paperbagprincess 0
Lol yeah I feel your pain. I called my grandpa on his birthday - he asked if I was up north, and I said no (my sister goes to school up north), to which he replied "Oh. You're the other one". :/
awesomeperson 0
BURRRRRN
latkematzoball 0
no, it meant shes ugly. no offense, op, im sure ur not!!!!!!!!!! but all these peope are saying "that doesn' t mean ur ugly" but ur grampa could have said "wow ur both so beautiful!" the sweet old guy was looking for something to compliment. aw i luv ur grampa
idodrugs 2
You should have bagged her face with the coat. hey be grateful gramps hit on her
joqez 0
practically you did the same, #5. You hoped she had the ugly duck syndrome too, basicly you say she's ugly but might become pretty someday. This is anything but an attack to you, It's more like defending the grampa. So yeah, he might have problems giving compliments, lots of people have, but he definately loves you, else he wouldn't even try to complimentize you. And #5, this really wasn't an attack to you, I was defending the PO's grampa
4realz226 0
Well that's a nice and creepy thing to say to ut sister! Cherish ur coat forever!
rileyharrislm 6
You have got to be kidding me?! Wow you must have a really good temper, if that EVER happened to me I would strangle not only my grandpa, but also my sister!
Helldemon 32
So you would strangle your sister for no reason? Crazy much?
helenxxrawr 2
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helenxxrawr 2
reminds me of my grandpa. he said my little sister and I were the Pretty one's in the family and our older sister is the smart one.
Addiction333 14
Grandpa just wants some incestual action.