Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (77)
anoncanadian 0
Your grandpa probably did not mean you are ugly. My grandpa does stuff like that and he, in no way shape or form, means that the other isn't beautiful. I think he probably could've phrased it better but I must admit I grinned a little because it reminded me of my grandpa, whom I love with all my heart and does random crap like that all the time.
kandy_fml 0
That was rude. But at least you have a nice coat. And Jeremy, this is a FML because her grandfather insinuated that she was ugly. But that's the keyword, INSINUATED. He could have been joking around or like other posters have said, felt your sister needed a confidence boost.
sailing 0
SO... Is your sister single? Sucks to be you!
Willis5qb 0
wow that stinks. Ur the ugly one.
necromancerlord 0
Sell your coat, buy a facelift.
erikalynnex 0
haha I think ur grandpas funny. mine does things like that too I find it hilarious
theoldGP 0
that means you're the ugly one. but its not not an FML...
tharashmaster 0
was a nice coat?
Green12324 0
Hopefully he didn't tell your sister she's beautiful in a creepy way like I keep imagining. But hey, I'm sure you look fine.
ZING_MASTER 0
OCTOGENARIZING!!!
lalala24 0
#20 - WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!