Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
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zraya218 0
Well then. Coats pwn sisters.
NorfolkDude 2
And I would have been like, "You're old!"
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Comments (77)
Phishyz 0
well instead of the paper bag over your face when dating, you can just put your coat!!
pinkfrenchrose 5
Ouch. On the bright side, at least now you know you didn't waste money on the coat. :)
pgray18 0
ur probably not as noticably attractive as ur sister... is she older? more matured in her physical stature?
lmfao69_fml 0
thats not rly an FML... 1. not many guys say other guys r beautiful unless they r homosexual 2. i think i would want my grandpa to compliment on my coat instead of how beautiful i am 3. its just a common thing to say how beautiful a girl is. and in families thats like the 1st thing that comes up wen u meet eachother
Thisbe_fml 0
I wouldn't be insulted. I own some coats that are so transcendentally gorgeous that they even eclipse my physical beauty (which is, in itself, transcendental).
Jeremy_fml 0
Edit: never mind.
itoldyouman 0
aw... that's terrible! i know how it feels :( there was a picture of me and my sister at my cousin's wedding that my mom sent in a letter to our great aunt... the letter she sent back said that my sister was absolutely beautiful, and that i "look like a fun person". what is that supposed to mean?
alwaysalady 0
My in laws said I would be so beautiful, if only, (sigh) I was in The Church. (they are very LDS, I am Catholic.) My head blew up at that point. I didn't know religion could make you ugly. And they didn't say I had a nice coat.
alleycatt00 0
oh sad sad sad day! that super sucks! i feel for ya.
Sagacious 0
Well if u r ugly, at least the coat draws away the attention