Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Nonamerequired 0
Since when is glowing a crime?
untalented1 0
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
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Comments (103)
jyn_fml 0
way to be obscure lol
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
YDI fr getting drunk. u know alcohol is bad fr u?
Wanton_Rhapsody 0
Not nearly as bad for you as your cold-blooded murder of English language. Save the vowels!
flyboy57 0
wow! there goes your next party invite.
plexico 4
Don't blame yourself. The Keystone Cops were going to figure it out soon enough. Giggling, belching shrubbery that pees is pretty suspicious.
alex_vik 1
So many reasons you deserve this...
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for drinking. Always.
sacredpoppy 0
Does anyone else think that they shouldn't allow 12 year olds to comment on this site?
medfly 2
not only 12 year olds are against drinking, large parts of the world prohibit it. in Pakistan, for example, only 3% of the population is allowed to buy alcohol.
sacredpoppy 0
Oh, right. And Pakistan is definitely the example to follow.
repyourcliche 0
^ Took the words right out my mouth. I think I'd rather they were a little more lenient about drinking, and concentrated less on trying to bomb us to shit because "Allah told us to".
lo1337a 1
YDI for breaking the law & resisting arrest.
Imthedaddy11 16
That's not resisting arrest
A_Wolfe 0
Fifteen people.. all hiding in the same place? I yell fail in your general direction.
Antonio718 0
This reminds of the guy who robbed a store at night and the police found him because he had the shoes that light up every time you walk
jellobean 0
I really want to glow now.