Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
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Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until I realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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cr3ativity 15
1) call it 2) triangulate it 3) collect it 4) beat the shit out of the guy that took it
Lennes 12
People suck.
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Comments (148)
purplebumblebee 2
Anybody want a phone I snatched at a concert? £200 dollar phone! Cheap!
TrinityisLife 22
Lighters FTW
bedbuddy74 4
Thats when you start a MOSH PIT!!!
zoecw 14
At least it wasn't an iPhone or something.
5t3ff1k4h 47
How do you know?
ImBrent 8
That really sucks when there is nothing you can do about that. Too bad it's not an iPhone with the "find my iPhone" app, then you could trace it and get the bastard.
buddy565 7
haha and that is why you keep your stuff put away at concerts xD
Slender_Man 6
What type of phone was it? If it was an iPhone, ask a friend if you can use their's, get the find my phone app (it's free), put in your apple ID and password and it will find your phone anywhere in the world.
Spottedfeather 7
Who pays 200 for a phone ?
Krulin 8
Lol what? Nearly every good phone out there is that much if not more expensive. She's saying how much it was worth, not how much she paid for it.
Axipiter 24
I paid nothing for my iPhone 4. Thank you, Fido dollars!
gavo 8
you were asking for it holdin up a 200 quid phone!
mmmhmm11268 4
Oh glob, that sucks. People suck