Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
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Top comments
sillypun 0
I think he likes you and was trying to bully your self esteem so he could have a better shot at getting with you. Doesn't sound like it worked. I bet the look on your face when he said that was PRICELESS though. Wish I could have seen it. Dust yourself off, you are probably hotter then your friend.
Czarr 0
I know it sucks, but if I was sitting next to you and saw that happen, I'd be laughing. I'd stand up for you and probably buy you another drink myself, but I'd be laughing.
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Comments (50)
vanilla2u 5
#13 Win!
ermkrmr 0
kick him in the place that hurts guys the most and move on :)
kaitisgrait 0
wow, that guy defiantly needs to get his balls punched.
kaitisgrait 0
wow, you also deserve to get punched in the balls. being an asshole isn't something to be proud of. I bet you have a fake tan and pop your collar.
gOlfwAng_fml 0
don't feel bad, at least you're getting your friend laid.. again.. not you...... cause you're prolly ugly.
bazingabitches 17
Wow, both you and your spelling are horrible.
lilhedz 0
perfect name fir this situation
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Threw*
sorrowevicteon 9
I would say that you deserve it for using a bar for flirting, but that douche!!! FYL!
unicornpower56 7
Maybe Ur pretty, Ur friends ugly and he was just drunk.
LaLince 40
lol