Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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Top comments
damon199 0
the little girl was right...
tacobird123 7
Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.
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Comments (30)
yousirareamoron 0
you should have stabbed her then called her "bleedy"
TheShard1994 5
uhuh. very clever and funny...
deafeningsilence 8
Um, "bleedy"? Try again.
dorkasaurusROAR 7
Ha, I thought it was funny! :D
TheShard1994 5
you probably laugh at everythin eh?
k9obsessed 5
To those of you saying OP deserved it, screw you. How do you know the OP wasn't having some nightmare, thereby being overly startled by the jolt? Back off and think before you post.
PrincessNothing 0
Being jolted out of sleep sucks. We don't know if it was a dead sleep, if they were having a nightmare, etc, and that was the reason for the scream. Let's see everyone laugh at you later for a similar awkward situation and see what all of you think. :( Poor OP.
CloudEnvy 17
Called a sissy after screaming at the top of your lungs, ey? You need to work on your war cry OP.
all4pooh 4
Lmfao
cassidyl 0
I doubt EVERYONE laughed. your exaggerating. you are a sissy. who cares? the plane was full of people you don't and will never know.
kei1108 13
Dang.. I hate people like that... I probably would've told her parent to get a hold of their child. Lol. That sucks.
miamiboi 3
LMAO!!!
ubytch2much 3
agreed. I'm a grown man and have been scared to almost peeing by idiots waking me up out of a dead sleep. also punched someone from the same situation. (warning: dreaming about post apocalyptic events may make some people violent if woken up mid dream)
notsofriendly 17
lol, "G-6". good one