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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
boyfriendless
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
DabTheFuckOut
Honolulu, United States
Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Touched for the very first time
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
12yearsoldapparently
Charleston, United States
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
This charming man
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
thisucks
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Brutally honest
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Eimii
United States
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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Kayokku 1
You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.
takeapieandrun 9
Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Comments (377)
kayseelayne 3
I'm 17, and in the same boat. It'll happen for us someday!
LilaBear 2
Well, that sucks. You've never even hugged a guy? I'd hugged guy friends by the time I was 15.
ohhheyythere91 4
I'm in the exact same situation. You don't want to rush things.
i_eat_you_now 3
I don't get it
SaintPeasy 3
I can help you with that!
purplemoose 0
That's not a bad thing.
Jlott94 0
That's so amazing! (: I wish I could say that! That's nothing be be ashamed of & one day I promised you will look back at that & be thankful! (:
EZ2XLR8 7
So why exactly is there a problem with being 19 and only have had eye contact with a guy. I highly doubt you'd rather not go as far as being irresponsible and getting pregnant or getting an STD. I got married at 17, but if I went any further than just a simple kiss, I would have regretted it to this day if I hadn't been married at the time. One day, if you keep up being a good girl like that, you'll be setting a fantastic example for your future kids and they'll look up to you for that. Don't worry about what others say... they're just trying to put pressure on you if you're looking down on your response. If you don't cross the line past making out, you'll be happier and less regretful, especially for your age. You're young... you have PLENTY of time, no rush.
taytayjaye 0
Nothing wrong with that!?
Isa_fml 20
You have nothing to be ashamed of. You're still very young and someone will eventually come along for you. It's not a race. Just let it happen when it feels right and when you've met a man who's worth what you have to give.