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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
boyfriendless
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
DabTheFuckOut
Honolulu, United States
Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Touched for the very first time
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
12yearsoldapparently
Charleston, United States
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
This charming man
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
thisucks
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Brutally honest
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Eimii
United States
Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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Kayokku 1
You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.
takeapieandrun 9
Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Comments (377)
alexanderavatar 24
whoa slow down there next thing you know your gonna work at a strip club and give people hugs for money
stalkinator 21
The intimacy category kinda fits, but there's nothing intimate here.
cornyrob 33
How far have you gone with a girl?