Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
phansmootchie
United States
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
MadameM
United States
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
FailedEngineer
Australia
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
yuuupyup
Somerset, United States
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
ABBenzin
United States
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
Jason
United States
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
I thought I was the only one who used that excuse...
i_amthe_walrus 0
Sorry to interrupt your very interesting conversation about how to spell a word in which I am unaware of the definition but has anyone seen my chap stick? It's blue.. Anyone?
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Comments (126)
Gorillaz23 9
That my friend is why you always carry a bobbypin. Or those engraved piclock tools that your crazy neighbor gave you for your birthday.
suavesuave 2
You don't have a friends house to go to?
juliajealousyy 1
That's why there's a thing called a SPARE key ( :
StoryOfTheYear 15
Spare me.
speakersboom 19
ha! made my day. :)
FYLDeep 26
If you had your ID on you, then you would think that the officer would have looked you up in his car and verified the address of your residence. I could see being detained for a while, but arrested? You must not be good at explaining yourself.
rallets 23
wouldnt it be easier if the cop looked at the ID and looked at the address instead of going thru the computer? js
FYLDeep 26
I guess, but this would work if the OP didn't have a Driver's License or State ID, and only had a school ID or something. Either way, it didn't sound like the OP tried hard enough.
DelphiCat 17
what OP failed to mention is he was drunk out of his mind when this occurred, hence the failing to explain himself adequately :P
killersexy 1
Read the fml again it didn't say it was his house
FYLDeep 26
I guess. Why bother breaking in if you don't live there though?
builditbetter09 3
So you break into houses when you loose your key? O__0
heylesha 8
well that isnt fun.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Nothing usually is fun about FML... Except commenting.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yesh indeedy.
jedielf 23
And badges!
juliaspencer 0
Lol don't lose your key and that wont happen .
juliajealousyy 1
Straight up. Lol
unhappybitch 8
I bet you did it like kurt from horrible bosses right?
DreBeezy 9
That's why you always go in from the SIDE window. No one will see you from there. Trust me, I know from experience.
unhappybitch 8
He probably broke the front window lol
MisterDoctor 12
Did you make it into the house before they arrested you?