Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
Chase
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
bustedfornuthin
United States
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
TheBeautifulOne
Ayr, United Kingdom
Wrong 'un
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Unruly meets incompetence
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
oldschool
United States
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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riley873 21
This needs an update and more info
RichardPencil 32
So, you were a thug in your previous life? Karma works slowly, my friend.
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Comments (16)
themetropolitan 19
Did you time travel to the past and kill your mom before she met your dad?
Joshawott 21
Yeah, those new Buddhist Task Forces are pretty thorough.
tipsyone 22
I knew time-travel was possible.