Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, after my parents treating love like a war, always trying to score some sort of victory over each other, while me and my wife never argued a day in our lives, I’m the one staring down the barrel of divorce, while my parents have been happily married for over 50 years. I just don’t understand. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I started a new job at a family owned business. About ten minutes into training, the mother and father started an argument that ended in each of them storming off, demanding a divorce. FML
Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML
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Top comments
BrotherTheo 31
I'm sorry. Actually they could be divorceing BECAUSE they never actually fought....
redbluegreen 41
Are you seriously that stupid?
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Comments (105)
JillianDramatic 1
Are you stupid?
failboatrollover 1
mine just scream at eachother then i get in trouble for not studying cause i CAN"T cause they're yelling hence, noise cancelling headphones
matrxboy 0
FYL for the divorce thing but you totally deserved the poetic justice
Somesmellyhobo 0
That's F'ing Ironic
FerrariCake 2
Nothing ironic about it. This doesn't mean your parents fight. Maybe they both just agreed to divorce. People don't have to be angry and argumentative to split up.
explodingpupppet 0
wtf all people fight, no ones perfect.thats so ignorant to think otherwise.
Neesalun 20
WOW! Story of my life!! I had the same conversation with a school friend when her parents were getting divorced. Her parents argued like cats and dogs where as mine never argued. I thought it was so weird that her parents didn't get along... A few years later...my parents ended their marriage.
AntiChrist7 0
I love children. So filled with hope
PiePants 0
If you're not fighting it's because you don't care enough!
DV8_007 0
OP, you think you grew up in some kind of "fairy tail" or something? [the move "Pleasantville" comes to mind] i mean get real! not seeing eye-to-eye is a FACT OF LIFE, and it happens to -EVERY- creature. ~just because your parents may not have been vocal about their issues w/ you around, doesnt mean that they didnt argue to some degree in private. ~not every couple has 'Big enough' fights that are worthy to be put on some talk show,... but they DO fight. ie: not cleaning up after themselves, finishing all the milk, throwing away something important by mistake, going the wrong direction... the point is, it doesnt matter what kind of a relationship youre in, youre going to have some kind of fight.