Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Cherry
Red or grey?
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate hiking now
Today, I was trying to take a cute selfie on a hiking trip. As I leaned against a boulder to get the perfect shot, a squirrel jumped out of nowhere and attacked me, probably thinking I was after its food. I dropped my phone into a creek, and my friends took a picture of me freaking out instead. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Bee Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Wet Britches
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Oh dear…
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Paula
Canada
The chase
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
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awzmness 0
what the ****?
higz 0
Norbert or Daggett?
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Comments (201)
Bobby64 29
I like FMLs that remind me of old-school Nickelodeon. :)
Charlotteeexx 0
in the uk? I've never seen one here, but hey you never know..
redbull33_fml 0
life sucks. and then you get attacked by a beaver.
Emmyangel 0
hahahahahahaha. Made my day! I love beavers! But i hope you heal :)
iKamikaze 0
giggity giggity goo!!
missybopoo 1
I love that show! Now tell me why this is problematic.
joolz_au 2
next. time call a girl after sex lol
MrWinner 0
The angry beavers! They must have been mad they got cancelled
sillyhead13 0
total AWESOMENESS
AtrumMessor 1
Hahaha, I feel for ya, but I gotta say that that's hilarious...